“- Emily Bergman: Well, I got pretty good when I skipped school but it's been a while.
- Barry Bergman: Forgery's like riding a bicycle, you never forget how... I've heard.”
Julianne Nicholson - Emily Bergman
Tom Cavanagh - Barry Bergman

“- Charles: I thought you said you were on the trampoline team in high school.
- Laura: I was on the trampoline team in high school.
- Charles: That must have been before it became a competitive sport.
- Laura: I never said I was any good you know.”
John Heard - Charles
Mary Beth Hurt - Laura

“- Kevin: Man, those things are cool! You know, I bet they're razor-sharp. One karate chop to a guy's neck...
- Peg Boggs: Kevin...! Edward... would you like some butter for your bread? Great!
- Edward: Thank you.
- Kevin: Hey, can I bring him to show and tell on Monday?
- Peg Boggs: Kevin, I've had enough.”
Robert Oliveri - Kevin
Dianne Wiest - Peg
Johnny Depp - Edward Scissorhands

“When I look out in the world I don't see nobody that looks like me with their pockets full unless they're rapping a lyrics or dribbling a ball.”
Jason Finn - Marcus

“- Sage: Everyone's gonna talk about it at school!
- Elle Reid: What's he gonna say, 'Sage's grandma beat me up?'”
Julia Garner - Sage
Lily Tomlin - Elle Reid