“- Donkey: Where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?
- Shrek: Inside, waiting for us to rescue her.
- Donkey: I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Mike Myers - Shrek

“We're in a mess. Rush to Freedonia! Three men and one woman are trapped in a building! Send help at once! If you can't send help, send two more women!”

Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“I'm tired of hearing women cry for someone else to save them. Think what that means. Why do you need someone else to save you? Think about saving yourself.”
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Taryn

“- Batman: I tried to save you.
- Catwoman: Seems like every woman you try to save ends up dead... or deeply resentful. Maybe you should retire.”
Michael Keaton - Batman
Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman

“I think you underestimate us, Major Kirby. Perhaps all a woman wants is to be a photograph a soldier tacks above his bunk or a stupid lock of hair in the back of his watch.”

Ginger Rogers - Susan Applegate