“- Richard Rich Sr.: How do you put up with me, Regina?
- Regina Rich: Well, you do have $70 billion.
- Richard Rich Sr.: Is that the only reason?
- Regina Rich: No. You also have a cute butt.
- Richard Rich Sr.: Hey, Cadbury, did you hear that?
- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: Indeed, sir. Madam admires your butt. I'm most delighted for you.”
Edward Herrmann - Richard Rich
Christine Ebersole - Regina Rich
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury

“- Donna Newman: That's not bad for your third liposuction. One more tummy tuck should take care of it.
- Michael Newman: Oh, it looks like a tongue... licking.”
Kate Beckinsale - Donna Newman
Adam Sandler - Michael Newman

“- Blackbeard: Well, well, well. The princess, I presume.
- Hook: Oh, well, actually I'm just a miner. But I appreciate the compliment.”
Hugh Jackman - Blackbeard
Garrett Hedlund - Hook

“- Pam: Sex with you is really a Kafkaesque experience.
- Alvy Singer: Thank you.
- Pam: It's a compliment.”
Shelley Duvall - Pam
Woody Allen - Alwy Singer

“Hey, your mom has a pretty good arm! I ain't seen the floater pitch since Scuffy McGee!”
Daniel Stern - Brickma