“- Student Journalist: As your party's leading presidential candidate, you are a staunch advocate of nuclear proliferation. Does wanting more and bigger missiles stem from a penis envy of the Russians?
- Norman Mart: No, son. That's primitive thinking. I will add, though, that I'll put my slab on the yard stick against Gorby any day.”
Patrick O'Neill - Student Journalist
Clu Gulager - Norman Mart

“- Captain Winston Havelock: You know, O'Connell, ever since the end of the Great War, there hasn't been a-a single challenge worthy of a man like me.
- Rick O'Connell: Yeah? We all got our little problems today. Don't we, Winston?”
Bernard Fox - Captain Winston Havelock
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell

“- Elizabeth Stephens: Paul, did you build an atomic bomb?
- Paul Stephens: Only a little one.”
Jill Eikenberry - Elizabeth Stephens
Christopher Collet - Paul Stephens

“I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but I got to go get the atomic bomb out of the car.”

Christopher Collet - Paul Stephens

“Anybody want to make a bet?”

John Lithgow - John Mathewson