“I was an aerospace engineer. I helped design the Galileo space station. I dream it's orbiting Earth forever, with a dozen human skeletons all grinning at each other. Laughing at us down here.”
Ron McLarty - Old George

“Life's a piece of shit when you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke; it's true.”
Eric Idle - Lead Singer Crucifee

“- Guy Fleegman: I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.
- Fred Kwan: Guy, Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that?
- Guy Fleegman: Plucky?”
Sam Rockwell - Guy Fleegman
Tony Shalhoub - Fred Kwan

“The whole world will learn to laugh at the sight of stinking cadavers.”
Albert Finney - Geoffrey Firmin

“A laughing woman is disarmed, you can do what you like.”
Julien Carette - Marceau, le braconnier