“I know Americans better than people of any other country and by knowing them better I think I know what they laugh at and what should be laughed at.”
Frank Capra

“The reason the all-American boy prefers beauty over brains is that the all-American boy can see better than he can think.”
Farrah Fawcett

“I think Americans have a sense of guilt because they understand that they have more of just about everything than anyone else.”
Paul Weitz

“I'm an American and not a Jew.”

David O. Selznick On Ben Hecht

Well, there were these two old boys and they hung their peckers off a bridge to piss. One old boy from California, the other from Arkansas. The old boy from California says "Boy, this water's cold", and the old boy from Arkansas says "Yeah, and it's deep too". Get it?
Rick Dial - Bill Cox