“- Johnny: How did you get out of those hand cuffs?
- Lt. Spence: I had a key.
- Johnny: Where, we searched you?
- Lt. Spence: I swallowed it last Tuesday.
- Adam: How'd you know you were gonna need it?
- Lt. Spence: I swallow it every Tuesday.”
Ernie Reyes Jr. - Johnny
Tone Loc - Lieutenant Spence
Nicolas Cowan - Adam

- Jeb Stuart: How'd they ever come to name you Kit Carson Holliday?
- "Kit Carson" Holliday: Mr. Carson and my dad were very good friends and they were so sure I was going to be a boy that they named me before I was born.
Errol Flynn - Jeb Stuart
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland - "Kit Carson" Holliday

“- Tugboat Annie: All we want to know is the name that goes with that silly looking face of yours.
- J.B. Armstrong: My name is Armstrong. Joseph B. Armstrong.”
Marjorie Rambeau - Tugboat Annie
Clarence Kolb - J.B. Armstrong

“- Mr. Stork: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear... dear... dear me, what's his name?
- Mrs. Jumbo: Jumbo... Junior.”

Sterling Holloway - Mr. Stork
Verna Felton - Mrs. Jumbo

- Poppy: Is your name Chinese or English?
- "Mother" Gin Sling: Indeed Gin Sling is English. It's a nickname as common in this part of the world as the drink sold over the counter.
Gene Tierney - Poppy
Ona Munson - "Mother" Gin Sling