“- Leah: Wow, this is huge.
- Osmosis Jones: Don't be all impressed, 'cause 99% of that is just sugar you know.
- Leah: Yeah, and 99% of you is just stupid.
- Osmosis Jones: Ooh, like I haven't heard that one before.”
Brandy Norwood - Leah
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

“When a man gets a hard on, you know where the blood comes from, right? You know where the blood comes from, right? His head and his feet. So, A - he's stupid, and B - he can't run.”
Isaiah Washington - Savon Garrison

“Men of sense, whatever you may say, do not want sillywives!”
Jeremy Northam - Mr Knightley

“Mr. Parris, you are a brainless man!”
Paul Scofield - Judge Thomas Danforth

“- Jackson 'Jack' Durant: Oh, I've been stupid, very stupid.
- Gertie Waxted: Well, of course. You're a man.”
Warner Baxter - Jackson 'Jack' Durant
Myrna Loy - Gertie Waxted