“- Megan: I'm pregnant.
- Tom: Congratulations.
- Megan: I thought you should know.
- Tom: You thought I should know?
- Megan: There's a chance it could be yours.
- Tom: Then get an abortion.”
Haley Bennett - Megan
Justin Theroux - Tom

“- Francis MacMillan: Did your husband leave you when you got pregnant?
- Claudia Draper: No, I had an abortion.
- Francis MacMillan: Why?
- Claudia Draper: I don't believe in childhood.”
Robert Webber - Francis MacMillan
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“- Corny Collins: And now it's time to say goodbye to our very own fun-lovin', free-wheelin' little Brenda. Come on up here, Brenda. Brenda will be taking a leave of absence from the show. How long are you gonna be gone, Brenda?
- Brenda: Just nine months.”
James Marsden - Corny Collins
Cassie Silva - Brenda

“- Bethany: I don't mean to sound ungrateful... but what are you doing hanging around?
- Jay: We're here to pick up chicks.
- Bethany: Excuse me?
- Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?”
Linda Fiorentino - Bethany
Jason Mewes - Jay

“- Bethany: You're not with the Fight-to-Lifer's?
- Jay: You mean those fucks with the signs and pictures of dead babies? Shit no. Me and Silent Bob are pro-choice. A woman's body is her own fucking business.”
Linda Fiorentino - Bethany
Jason Mewes - Jay