“- Thetis: Once he even tried to ravish me disguised as a cuttlefish.
- Hera: Did he succeed?
- Thetis: Certainly not.
- Athena: What did you do?
- Thetis: Beat him at his own game. I simply turned myself into a shark.”

Maggie Smith - Thetis
Claire Bloom - Hera
Susan Fleetwood - Athena

“It happens to everyone... men, mean. We're lucky... women, I mean... we can fake it if we have to.”

Lesley Ann Warren - Norma Cassady

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I like to dress in women's clothing.
- Georgie Weiss: You're a fruit?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.”
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Mike Starr - Georgie Weiss

“- Franklin Hatchett: James had a lot of women. Actually, he had all the women.
- James Russell: All the women, all the guys, I fucked them all!”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett
Charlie Sheen - James Russell

“You can't just walk up to a woman you barely know and tell her you like her. You don't know what she's going through.”
Naomi Watts - Cristina Peck