“- Thetis: Once he even tried to ravish me disguised as a cuttlefish.
- Hera: Did he succeed?
- Thetis: Certainly not.
- Athena: What did you do?
- Thetis: Beat him at his own game. I simply turned myself into a shark.”

Maggie Smith - Thetis
Claire Bloom - Hera
Susan Fleetwood - Athena

“It happens to everyone... men, mean. We're lucky... women, I mean... we can fake it if we have to.”

Lesley Ann Warren - Norma Cassady

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I like to dress in women's clothing.
- Georgie Weiss: You're a fruit?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.”
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Mike Starr - Georgie Weiss

“- Zachary: I think that busboy's checking you out.
- Susan Morton: The words every woman wants to hear!”
Jack Merrill - Zachary
Nancy Travis - Susan Morton

“If you are a rich lady, and I have boned you...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart. If you are a rich lady, and would like to be boned...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart.”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps