“Tom Dale. Big star. He's in New York filming an adaptation of a sequel of a remake.”
Joe Mantegna - Tony Gardella

“- The Great Gonzo: You'll think it's stupid.
- Fozzie Bear: No we won't, tell us, tell us!
- The Great Gonzo: I want to go to Bombay, India and become a movie star.
- Fozzie Bear: You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star! You go where we're going: Hollywood.”

Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Preston: There's Van Gogh. Degas. Rodin. They didn't have agents. How'd they get so successful?
- Maddox: They died.”
James Remar - Preston
Philip Lenkowsky - Maddox

For he did not wish tribute, nor song, nor monuments nor poems of war and valor. His wish was simple "Remember us. Remember why we died".

David Wenham - Dilios

“Every time you hear about some famous guy overdosing on drugs, it's always some really talented guy. It's always like Len Bias, or Janis Joplin, or Jimi Hendrix, or John Belushi. You know what I mean? The people you wanna have overdose on drugs never would! Like Motley Crue would never fucking overdose man, never!”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself