“- Delilah: I've never really felt this way before.
- Chance: Me neither. I wanted to say the same thing to you all day, but then I thought you'd laugh at me and then you'd think I'm a dork.”
Carla Gugino - Delilah
Michael J. Fox - Chance

“When my date takes me home and kisses me good night, if I don't hear the philharmonic in my head, I dump him.”
Barbra Streisand - Rose Morgan

“Dude, I don't even feel that way about my car, man.”

Loren Dean - Joe

“- Lloyd Christmas: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
- Harry Dunne: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.”
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne

“- Richard Lestrange: I feel so a funny in my stomach.
- Emmeline Lestrange: Me too.
- Richard Lestrange: My heart's beating so fast.
- Emmeline Lestrange: Mine too.”
Christopher Atkins - Richard Lestrange
Brooke Shields - Emmeline Lestrange