“- Gertrude Steiney: You try getting ready quickly when you look like this! I'm so fat and there's gonna be nothing but beautiful skinny girls there!
- Ollie Trinke: That's because they're all coked-out whores, honey.
- Gertrude Steiney: I wanna be a coked-out whore!”

Jennifer Lopez - Gertrude Steiney
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke

“- Roger Morgan: Wet or dry, you're the handsomest woman I ever did see. Spirit and a fine sturdy body. It's a noble combination, Miss Prescott. Why, for you, child bearin' would come as easy as rollin' off a log.
- Lilith Prescott: Well, I... think I'd rather roll off a log, Mr. Morgan.”
Robert Preston - Roger Morgan
Debbie Reynolds - Lilith Prescott

“Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body.”
Amy Adams

“You didn't get pregnant with your legs closed!”

Jill Parker-Jones - Lamaze Instructor

“No wonder you're a nervous wreck. You're not going crazy. You're just becoming a mother.”

Todd Allen - Jim Morar