“My friend, until this afternoon, I had always believed that a man could love only one woman. I have been badly misled. It is absolutely incredible to me that just a few hours ago, Dona Julia was the only woman who existed, and now, now, there is the magnificent Sultana Gulbeyaz. What a glorious body... breasts...”
Johnny Depp - Don Juan DeMarco

“- Debbie Dunham: You love me?
- Lance: Come on, does Raggedy Ann have cotton tits or what?”
Candy Clark - Debbie Dunham
John Lansing - Lance

“- Karen: Would you still love me if I was poor?
- John: You are poor.
- Karen: You're right.
- John: But you're rich in character and you have great boobs.”
Demi Moore - Karen Simmons
Emilio Estevez - John Wisdom

“I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts; the bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!”
Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane

“- Walt Tenor: What's a three-letter word for man's best friend?
- April Mercedes: Tit?”
Greg Kinnear - Walt Tenor
Eva Mendes - April Mercedes