“- Karen McCoy: You didn't load the gun?
- J.T. Barker: You told me to buy it, not to load it.”

Kim Basinger - Karen McCoy
Val Kilmer - J.T. Barker

“- Trish: Do you have protection?
- Andy: I don't like guns.”

Catherine Keener - Trish
Steve Carrell - Andy

“- Vanessa Kensington: Did you use protection?
- Austin Powers: Of course. I had my 9mm automatic.
- Vanessa Kensington: You know I meant 'did you use a condom'?”
Liz Hurley - Vanessa Kensington
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“- Prime Minister Soto: President Benson, where's your First Lady?
- Tug Benson: I don't know. I've had lots of women. Lost my flower at the age of 15. I can't keep track.”
Clyde Kusatsu - Prime Minister Soto
Lloyd Bridges - Tug Benson

“- Melissa: I just feel really close to you.
- Tripp: You are really close to me.”
Katheryn Winnick - Melissa
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp