“- Nick: These are black pearls.
- Olive: Oh, don't give me that. I never heard of black pearls.
- Nick: Just because you never heard of them it doesn't mean they don't exist.
- Olive: What do you think I am, some kind of chump? They're black, for God's sake. They probably came from defective oysters.”
Joe Viterelli - Nick Valenti
Jennifer Tilly - Olive Neal

- Vinny: Come on, get in the car. Please, baby.
- Dionna: Baby? Don't you dare "baby" me! I'm gonna wait here! I'm gonna wait here until somebody comes along. You know what? I'm gonna wait here until some soul brother comes along in his big black Cadillac. And you know and I know that he's got a big black dick too.
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Mira Sorvino - Dionna

“- Shelly Stewart: I bought the car for you! It was only 300 grand! It was a gift!
- Morton Cushman: With my money you bought it! I bought me the gift!
- Shelly Stewart: Jesus, Morty, all I want is a lifestyle, y'know - with some ambiance and some classic eternal good taste!”

Sarah Jessica Parker - Shelly Stewart
Dan Hedaya - Morton Cushman

“You really think I would buy you a Porsche for your first car?”

Kevin Dunn - Ron Witwicky

“- Brenda Bradford: It's for you. I made it myself. Come on.
- Inspector Gadget: You made me a car? The only thing anybody's ever made me before is a sweater.”

Joely Fisher - Brenda
Matthew Broderick - Inspector Gadget