“It's proven that second-hand smoke is carcin... you know, cancer related.”
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“- Karen Eiffel: What's this?
- Penny Escher: It's literature on the nicotine patch.”

Emma Thompson - Karen Eiffel
Queen Latifah - Penny Escher

“I don’t give a rat fart what you’re smoking kid. If you think you’re hiding it honey you’re dumb as a bag of hair.”
Glenn Close - Mamaw

“How 'bout a cigarette? Nothing like a good smoke when you miss your mom... Never too young to start!”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a fuck.”
Peter Dante - Dante