“- Spaulding Smails: I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato salad...
- Judge Elihu Smails: You'll get nothing, and like it!”
John F. Barmon Jr. - Spaulding Smails
Ted Knight - Judge Elihu Smails

“- Audrey II: Feed me.
- Seymour Krelborn: Under no circumstances.
- Audrey II: Feed me.
- Seymour Krelborn: I will not, so stop asking.
- Audrey II: Feed me!
- Seymour Krelborn: No more! I can't take living with the guilt.”
Levi Stubbs - Audrey II
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn

“- Dexter Jones: Mr. Einstein! I'm feeling strange. Someone's putting some shit on my mind.
- Albert Einstein: Sounds like too many chili dogs, Dex. Have to learn to relax!”
Scatman Crothers - Dexter Jones
Jan Leighton - Albert Einstein

“No matter how much we disagree with people, demonising them doesn't get us anywhere; it merely indicates a closed mind. ”
Lindsay Duncan

“The actor has to develop his body. The actor has to work on his voice. But the most important thing the actor has to work on is his mind.”
Stella Adler