“- Frank Catton: You can fire no waitress based on appearance. Man that's just unconstitutional.
- Danny Ocean: If they were waitress.
- Linus Caldwell: Yeah, they're actually hired as 'models who serve' so that Bank can monitor their physical appearance.
- Rusty Ryan: It's a cruel, cruelpractice.”
Bernie Mac - Frank Catton
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan

“Our parents can't be spies... they're not cool enough!”
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez

“- Slannen: I want to be a lawyer.
- Benny: I guess that would be in small claims court.”

Aidan McArdle - Slannen
Jimi Mistry - Benny

“Not really a great outfit for work unless something opens up in the hookers and whores department.”
Kaley Cuoco - Penny

“The only real challenge with this job is trying to look busy when there's nothing to do.”
Parker Posey - Margaret Burre