“Why don't skeletons play music in church? Because they got no organs.”
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Centipede

“The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!”
Ted Sorel - Dr. Edward Pretorius

“I love the smell of bridesmaids in the morning.”
Jake Busey - Kyle Brenner

“There is nothing sexier than smoke billowing proudly out of a woman's hot, red, engorged nostrils.”
Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy

“Anyone with any common sense can be sexy.”
Diane Ladd - Mother