“With friends like you, who needs enemas?”
John Cusack - Charles Ossining

“- Jason: I'll tell you what we know about people you care for. They always let you down.
- Kim: So, we'd rather not have any friends. Don't trouble yourselves!”

Sunny Besen Thrasher - Jason
Cree Summer - Kim

“You dumped me for someone named fucking Hellboy? What the hell is the matter with you?”
Ryan Dunn - Ry

- Joe Cooper: Hey pigfucker, can I call you "pigfucker"?
- Doug Remer: No, only my friends can call me "pigfucker".
Trey Parker - Joe Cooper
Matt Stone - Doug Remer

“Name's Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny... only I ain't got no friends.”
Randall 'Tex' Cobb - Leonard Smalls