“- Xavier: Why are you even going to the march?
- Wendell: Niggas and cars, cars and niggas. Niggas need cars like cars need niggas. I gotta make me some money.”
Hill Harper - Xavier
Wendell Pierce - Wendell

“- Samantha: I feel safer living with a man. Plus, I made some great friends.
- Parker Concorde: So, you're not worried about things turning... romantic?
- Samantha: Romantic?
- Parker Concorde: I mean, you're very... You're a very attractive woman.
- Samantha: Oh, thank you, Parker. That's why I only live with men who are gay.”

Alison Eastwood - Samantha
Johnathon Schaech - Parker Concorde

“You don't tell a woman that you love her and then two days later bring Romeo home to sleep with you.”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski

“- Nina Borowski: Don't you miss men?
- George Hanson: Yeah, sure. Sometimes. Don't you?
- Nina: I guess.
- George Hanson: But I don't miss them when I'm with you.”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski
Paul Rudd - George Hanson

“- Valerie Jean Solanas: You're a guy? My god, I thought you were a lesbian.
- Candy Darling: Thanks, a lot of people say that.”
Lili Taylor - Valerie Jean Solanas
Stephen Dorff - Candy Darling