“- Monica Wright: What Q man did I forget to kiss your ass like everybody else?
- Quincy McCall: You forgot to be there!”
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall

“- Leo Getz: We might even work together, me and those two work together, I'm the bomb, they'll tell ya, I'm great.
- Detective Lee Butters: We're gonna work together as soon as I open up a cereal factory, ya fucking leprechaun.”
Joe Pesci - Leo Getz
Chris Rock - Detective Lee Butters

“People here are funny. They work so hard at living they forget how to live.”
Gary Cooper - Longfellow Deeds

“When I got back from Spain, I got into accounting. I figured I could hide behind a desk. I looked down, and I didn't so much as look up for a whole year. When I finally did, people weren't staring at me anymore. I guess they kind of forgot about it.”

Kevin Bacon - Jack Morris

“Who you goin to the dance with anyway? Spalding?”