“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan

“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.”
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee

“The best place to meet a guy is at the supermarket. You see a guy holding a list, you know he's married. He's in the frozen food section carrying a small basket, he's single. I like to hang out by fruits and vegetables, there's a better chance of getting a guy who's healthy.”
Bess Wohl - Rebecca

“Steve is the prototypical cool American male. He's the guy on his horse, the guy alone. He has his own code of honor, his own code of ethics, his own rules of living, man. He never, ever tries to impress the women but he always gets the girl.”
Donal Logue - Dex

“- Sontee Jenkins: What kind of man are you?
- Lance Barton: Sounds like I'm an asshole!”
Regina King - Sontee Jenkins
Chris Rock - Lance Barton