“- Chloe: Isn't it fun to paint?
- Ricky: I love it! Really calms me down. Frogs aren't purple by the way. Have you ever seen a purple frog?
- Chloe: Yes.
- Ricky: Okay, when? When you were asleep?”
Makenzie Vega - Chloe
Vince Vaughn - Ricky

“Wanna know what's a crime? Whoever defaced that work of art by painting it that color... ought to have his ass removed.”
Clint Eastwood - Nick Pulovski

- Walter Shit: Congratulate me! This is my first work to use paint! I call it "Instant minority". I did the whole block!
- Joe: But people are black or white, not purple.
- Walter Shit: Periwinkle. It's periwinkle!
Jim Turner - Walter Shit
Jerry O'Connell - Joe

“He painted what he felt, not what he saw. People didn't understand, to them it seemed childlike and crude. It took years for them to recognize his actual technique.”

Julia Roberts - Katherine Ann Watson

“This is his self-portrait. There's no camouflage, no romance. Honesty.”

Julia Roberts - Katherine Ann Watson