“She was too beautiful for words, but non for arguments.”

John Barrymore

“- Owen: Your wife, she had a little trouble walking, but that was from the gardener.
- Larry: You saw my wife?
- Owen: She was kind of a tart, Larry. Although I can see why you married her. She was very beautiful.”
Danny DeVito - Owen
Billy Crystal - Larry

“My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.”
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

- John Converse: If you really want to know, I think she's pretty moral, basically.
- Antheil: "Pretty moral, basically?". Oh, Jesus. What a couple of yo-yo's.

Michael Moriarty - John Converse
Anthony Zerbe - Antheil

“I advise women on their lipstick, base and eyeliner. But you should all know about make-up. Your wives must be geishas.”

Gennie Nevinson - Deidre Chambers