“I remember just being absolutely slack-jawed, stunned, knocked over, goggle-eyed with astonishment. They applauded like they were at a live Broadway show and I had never seen anything like that in my life.”

Kirk Wise

“If not satisfied with this movie, please return unused portion for a full refund.”
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo

“Would you recommend this film to a friend? Not unless I was friendly with Hitler...”

George Hamilton - Ed

“- Oliver: So Eric tells me you like Viking films. Viking movies.
- Zed: Yeah... I guess.
- Oliver: I love that stuff. Those helmets with the fucking horns on!”
Gary Kemp - Oliver
Eric Stoltz - Zed

“I'm really more interested in the nomination than in the award, because I think the nomination just puts you within a group of outstanding actors.”
Morgan Freeman