“Look at the size of the maggots on that meat!”

Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

- Ranger John Smith: [showing a "Do Not Feed The Bears" sign to Yogi] Read this sign.
- Yogi Bear: Uh, ”No Smoking In The Forest"?
- Ranger John Smith: You know what it says, Yogi, and it applies to all the bears, especially you!
Don Messick - Ranger John Smith
Daws Butler - Yogi Bear

“- Waitress: You want strawberry pie or apple pie?
- Radio: I wan' both!”
Rebecca Koon - Waitress
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Radio

“- Val Cannon: Don't be greedy.
- Sherry Peatty: I'm not greedy! Val, I'm in love with you and if that's being greedy, then, I'm the biggest glutton that ever walked the earth.
- Val Cannon: Don't make it sounds so ominous. It sounds like you're gonna eat me alive.
- Sherry Peatty: I may just do that.”
Vince Edwards - Val Cannon
Marie Windsor - Sherry Peatty

“- Alex: So, ladies, I kind of need to use the televis...
- Grace: Shh! Go read your Playgirl or something!”
Allen Covert - Alex
Shirley Jones - Grace