“I envy every woman I see on the street. I envy them. They're happy. They make their husbands' happy. They lead normal, happy lives.”

Simone Simon - Irena Dubrovna Reed

“They say that happy women make a happy village.”
Billy Crudup - Ashitaka

“Why don't you get me a boat? And then maybe two big bags of cash? Then, then I'll be happy. Lots of money and lots of stuff! Other people want idiotic crap like getting married or having babies with the man that they've loved for 5 years, but not me.”

Jennifer Aniston - Grace Connelly

“A happy woman doesn't mutilate herself.”
Phyllida Law - Elspeth

“If we knew how to keep the women happy we'd still be in paradise.”
Richard Harris - Bull' McCabe