“- Captain Hook: Peter! Where are you going? Come back here and fight me! Or I'll find you wherever you are, you hear me? Bad form, Peter, come back!
- Maggie Banning: You need a mother very, very badly!”

Dustin Hoffman - Captain Hook
Amber Scott - Maggie Banning

“He couldn't wait to save the world! Me, I was happy not to go overseas!”

Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“Women, always leaving you after you've had the crap kicked out of you.”
Jason Lee - Brodie

“- Evil-Lyn: It would be a pity to waste their talents.
- Skeletor: Save your pity for yourself if you fail. Take them and whatever troops and resources you need.
- Evil-Lyn: I was not suggesting that I go.
- Skeletor: Then you should not have spoken. Leave immediately.”

Meg Foster - Evil-Lyn
Frank Langella - Skeletor

“I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.”
Dave Chappelle - Kevin Jackson