“People believe what they want to believe. You have to run your race and be proud of the person you see in the mirror.”
Adam Richman

“I like to be introduced as America's foremost actor. It saves the necessity of further effort.”
John Barrymore

“I feel like all my faults go into making the person that I am. I like myself as a person. ”
Will Forte

“I would be a fool to deny my own abilities.”
Julie Andrews

“That's right. I said I'm gonna go hump the fridge. I also keep a bottle of dick cream, I fondle my sweaters, and I like to smear mud on my ass.”