“- Alexander Dane: I played Richard III.
- Fred Kwan: Five curtain calls...
- Alexander Dane: There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me! I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time.”
Alan Rickman - Alexander Dane
Tony Shalhoub - Fred Kwan

“- Mike Lafebb: So, you're an actress?
- Carrie aka Fontaine: Well, I'm an actress and a model.
- Mike Lafebb: Yeah? Done any movies?
- Carrie aka Fontaine: I'm not at the performance level just yet. I'm still developing my instrument.
- Mike Lafebb: Oh, so you're a musician too, huh?”
Casey Siemaszko - Mike Lafebb
Sheila Kelley - Carrie aka Fontaine

“I did not fuck that pig Milton to get a leading role just to die here with second rate celebrities like you two!”
Emily Mortimer - Angelina Tyler

“I learned to act on the big screen. I was never a spear carrier. I was always the star. Always.”
Rob Lowe

When I hear an actress say, "You know what, I'm gonna have my face done, get my tits raised, and I'm going to get another ten years out of this business", I say, "More power to you. Go do it".
Michelle Pfeiffer