“- Brian Gamble: You know, I didn't know that they made bulletproof bras. Is it just me? But you know, I didn't know that.
- Chris Sanchez: What they need to make are bulletproof condoms big enough to fit your big head.”
Jeremy Renner - Brian Gamble
Michelle Rodriguez - Chris Sanchez

“- Anthony Robbins: Ok Hal, hypothetical situation: which do you prefer, a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brain?
- Hal: Hmmm, toughie. What about the remaining breast? Is it big?”
Anthony Robbins - Himself
Jack Black - Hal

“You can talk about my tits or my ass, but don't call me dumb.”
Linda Blair - Officer Sue Perman

“Gimme the good old days when a pair of boobs were a couple of dumb guys.”
Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice

“Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my boobs and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.”
Sigourney Weaver - Gwen DeMarco