“Can you believe I conceived him with one testicle? No really, it's true. I only have one because the other one never dropped. It's called an undescending testicle. It's not uncommon. But look at him! Imagine what he would've looked like if I had two!”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker

“I will always protect you because you are my son. And a son always protects his father.”
Idris Elba - Commandant

“I pray you understand why I pushed you so hard! It was only to get you to that next level.”

Denzel Washington - Jake Shuttlesworth

“- Jake Shuttlesworth: I want you to go to Big State.
- Jesus Shuttlesworth: You just like everybody else.
- Jake Shuttlesworth: No I'm not like everyone else. Everyone else ain't your father.”
Denzel Washington - Jake Shuttlesworth
Ray Allen - Jesus Shuttlesworth

“- Joe Wenteworth: Your son is not a screw up, he's a hero.
- Mr. Birch: What?
- Joe Wenteworth: I said he's a hero. And you don't deserve him. I want you to know that.”
Joseph Mazzello - Joe Wenteworth
Peter MacNeill - Mr. Birch