“- Jensen: Legless Pooch and I are on it! - Pooch: Call me 'Legless Pooch' again, and you're gonna be 'Headless Jensen'. - Jensen: I think it's a cool name, makes ya sound like a pirate. - Pooch: Ya mama's a pirate.”
Chris Evans - Jensen
Columbus Short - Pooch
“I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”
Tim Meadows - Mr. Duvall
I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby
“- Isabel Kelly: Why don't we name the puppy? - Anna Harrison: I know: Isabel. - Isabel: I beg your pardon? - Anna Harrison: Well, it kind of smells like you, and I'm allergic to you too, so it fits perfectly.”
Julia Roberts - Isabel Kelly
Jena Malone - Anna Harrison
“He broke a blood vessel because he found his name was omitted from the Encyclopedia of Britannica, because thirty pages were devoted to Thomas Alva Edison, seventeen to Alexander Graham Bell, but not one line to Daniel S. Totten, the inventor of the electric toaster.”
Mary Field - Miss Totten
