“- Samantha Jackson: Ted, do you love your wife?
- Shep Wild: Objection. She's not his wife. The marriage was annulled.
- Samantha Jackson: I'll rephrase. Do you love Tami-Lynn?
- Ted: I love my wife. Okay, my wife. More than anything in the world. We're married, I don't care what anybody says.”
Amanda Seyfried - Samantha
John Slattery - Shep Wild
Seth MacFarlane - Ted

“- Bryan Mills: All you have to know is I'm innocent. Give me two days, I can prove it. I can find out who did it.
- Franck Dotzler: You may very well be innocent, Mr. Mills. But that's the court's job to decide, it's not mine. My job is to bring you in and let the law take its course, that's it.”
Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills
Forest Whitaker - Franck Dotzler

“The street is the only thing that matters. Court is for uptown people with suits, money, lawyers with three names. If you got cash you can buy court justice. But on the street, justice has no price. She's blind where the judge sits but she's not blind out here. Out here the bitch got eyes.”
Frank Medrano - Fat Mancho

“- Clerk: Do you swear on the Constitution of the United States to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
- Witness: Ain't no thing.”
Rick Overton - Clerk
Al White - Witness

“Laws change. Universal truths are constant. What is true and right is true and right for all. White and black alike.”

Brad Pitt - Bass