“- Connor: Jeez! It's a fuckin' six-shooter. Fuck!
- Murphy: There's nine bodies, genius.
- Connor: What the fuck were you gonna do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?”
Sean Patrick Flanery - Connor MacManus
Norman Reedus - Murphy MacManus

“- Fatima Blush: Maximillian, why torture yourself over that kind of woman?
- Largo: Maybe one day you have to kill her, Fatima.
- Fatima Blush: Your sense of humor is delicious!”
Barbara Carrera - Fatima
Klaus Maria Brandauer - Maximilian Largo

“- Quincy McCall: I took the hoe to Burger King.
- Monica Wright: Cheap date.”
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright

“She wants a sensitive guy... more like the old me. Well, if she wants Mr. Rogers, then I'm going to show her the biggest pussy she's ever seen.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“Some feel that to court a woman in one's employ is nothing more than a serpentine effort to transform a lady into a whore.”
Hugh Jackman - Leopold