- Lucky Jordan: Don't you know that you shouldn't be drinking at your age?
- Annie ("Ma"): I'd like to be drinking at your age, but time passes.
Alan Ladd - Lucky Jordan
Mabel Paige - Annie ("Ma")

“- Gordon Urquhart: I want you to try this Scotch. It's 42 years old.
- Mac MacIntyre: Old enough to be out on its own.”
Denis Lawson - Urquhart
Peter Riegert - Mac

“- Avner: What kind of work do you do?
- Jeanette the Dutch Assassin: The kind that drives you to drink.”
Eric Bana - Avner

“- Kuzco: No, no! Don't drop it!
- Yzma Kitty: I'm not going to drop it, you fool! I'm going to drink it! And once I turn back into my beautiful self I'm going to kill you.”
David Spade - Kuzco
Mark Dindal - Yzma Kitty

“- Josh Hutton: The last time I took a drink, I got into a car crash and I killed a girl.
- Otis: No!
- Josh Hutton: Yeah.
- Otis: That's enough to drive you to drink.”
Robert John Burke - Josh Hutton
Matt Malloy - Otis