“Remember boy, when it comes to women, you're never too old for humiliation.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Sir Laurence Olivier

“I'm not a servant, I'm a prisoner! So will you be when you grow up. The day you come of age the gates will close around you because you are a woman! If you marry, everything you own will become the property of your husband. If you don't marry every profession will be closed to you but one, and that one is a life of loneliness and humiliation.”

Sophie Marceau - Elisabeth Laurier

“- Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian: My husband was intimidated by my brain.
- Clare Lipkin: Oh, they shit on us for years and we get addicted to the humiliation.”
Mary Woronov - Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian
Jacqueline Bisset - Clare Lipkin

“- Ken Hutchinson: Okay, let me ask you a question, which one do you want? ’Cause we're gonna stick to this?
- David Starsky: I've always had a thing for blondes.
- Ken Hutchinson: Good, cause I'll take anything.”
Owen Wilson - Ken Hutchinson
Ben Stiller - David Starsky

“I don't think a woman is really a woman, unless she's a blonde.”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi