“When rich wives get dead I usually go after the husbands.”
Guy Boyd - Det. Jim McLean

“Married, turned gay, married, in jail-malpractice, dead! I'm telling you good marriage material is getting tough to find!”

Alison La Placa - Claudia

“- Hildy Johnson: You are no longer my husband and no longer my boss. And you're not going to be my boss.
- Walter Burns: All right, take it. Work for somebody else. That's the gratitude I get.”
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“I admit I wasn't much of a husband, but you can always count on me, Hildy.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed.”

Lou Costello - Costello