“- Julie Pierce: What are you doing here?
- Miyagi: Miyagi figure children no have enough toys, so bring more. Nerf balls, flying discs, all kinds good stuff. You just have fun.
- Julie Pierce: Have fun? Miyagi, they don't need any more toys, they need three child-sized straight jackets!”

Hilary Swank - Julie Pierce
Pat Morita - Miyagi

“- Jane Blue: Frank sent the Fisher-Price Barnyard.
- Jeff Blue: You sent that? Aw, do you know those cows really moo?
- Jane Blue: Jeff plays with it day and night.”
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue

“- Colonel Cochrane: Now, we don't play with dolls do we Tyler? Dolls are for girls.
- Tyler: But, Charles is my new best friend.
- Colonel Cochrane: Tyler, you know better than to talk back to a superior officer.”

Dakin Matthews - Colonel Cochrane
Jeremy Sylvers - Tyler

“- Irwin Wayfair: We can't have toys out on the market that may be dangerous.
- Larry Benson: How can they be dangerous? Everything on them is standard. The design is standard, the materials are standard... The mechanicals are standard.”
David Cross - Irwin Wayfair
Jay Mohr - Larry Benson

- Buzz Lightyear: Woody you're in danger here, we need to leave now.
- Rex the Green Dinosaur: Al's selling you to a toy museum, in Japan.
- Woody: I know! It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
- Mr. Potato Head: What? Are you crazy?
- Woody: Look, the thing is, I'm this rare "Sheriff Woody" doll, and these guys, are my round-up gang.
Tim Allen - Buzz Lightyear
Wallace Shawn - Rex the Green Dinosaur
Tom Hanks - Woody
Don Rickles - Mr. Potato Head