“- Chester Greenburg: Look, a unicorn!
[Mr. Pizzacoli looks]
- Mr. Pizzacoli: A unicorn?
- Chester Greenburg: Sorry, I guess it was just a regular horse.”
Seann William Scott - Chester Greenburg
John Toles-Bey - Mr. Pizzacoli

“You know, everybody thinks we found this broken-down horse and fixed him, but we didn't. He fixed us. Every one of us. And I guess in a way we kinda fixed each other too.”
Tobey Maguire - Red Pollard

“Thor-I need a horse!
Pet Store Clerk-We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.
Thor-Then give me one of those large enough to ride.”

Chris Hemsworth - Thor
Isaac Kappy - Pet Store Clerk

“It always amazes me when people go rent horses and ride them.”
William Lucking

“Let me put it this way. My horse is definitely not my best friend.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon