“- Carl Lyne: Listen, obviously we have to work together here. And I guess you passed the test. Where did you stash the bodies? The car, the whole thing, that was incredible.
- Jack Lyne: I stuffed them up my ass. And I'm still not as full of shit as you.”
Jamey Sheridan - Carl Lyne
Jonathan Penner - Jack Lyne

“You know when a sweet mouth girl like you has a fancy case like this a man gets to thinking; where's a wallet? I'm gonna need that wallet, Alice. Where's that big fat wallet? Give it to me. Give me your fucking wallet you little bitch.”
John C. McGinley - Davis "Rig" Lanlow

“Only very foolish mouse makes nest in cat's ear.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“Suspicion is the only toy of fools.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“Go ahead, make a fool of yourself, then maybe you'll listen to your conscience.”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket