“If you believe that God makes miracles, you have to wonder if Satan has a few up his sleeve.”
Michael C. Hall - Dexter Morgan

“You have any idea how it feels to go blind and still be afraid of the dark? And every day, you stand and pray just for a little light, and you don't get nothing. Cause God don't listen to people like me.”
Jamie Foxx - Ray Charles

“Five seconds left in the game. Do you believe in miracles? Yes!”
Al Michaels - Al Michaels

“- Leopold: Good Lord, it still stands. The world has changed all around it, but Roebling's erection still stands! Ha, ha! [to nearest bystander] That, my friend, is a miracle!
- Sanitation Worker: What?
- Leopold: It's a miracle, man!
- Sanitation Worker: It's a bridge.”

Hugh Jackman - Leopold
Ray Seiden - Sanitation Worker

“You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”
Billy Crystal - Miracle Max