“- Vic Dumask: I don't know you, Mr. Mitchell. What can I do for you?
- John 'Johnny Handsome' Sedley: A laundry service. Could be five million dollars worth.
- Vic Dumask: That soundsillegal.
- John 'Johnny Handsome' Sedley: It is.”
David Schramm - Vic Dumask
Mickey Rourke - John 'Johnny Handsome' Sedley

“The black market is booming: with a fistful of lire, you can get yourself just about whatever you want.”

Danny Huston - Orson Welles

“- Jack Kelson: I gotta turn this around. Get some moneyquick.
- Charlotte: How are ya going to do that?
- Jack Kelson: Oh I got my ways.
- Charlotte: Are we going back to jailhouse correspondence?”
Jeff Bridges - Jack Kelson
Lucinda Jenney - Charlotte

“- Rusty Griswold: Is that a real gun, Mom?
- Ellen Griswold: I don't know, Rusty, but when this is all over, your father... may be going away for a little while.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold

“- Rusty Griswold: Dad wasn't speeding. The cop stopped us because Dad forgot to...
- Ellen Griswold: He was speeding, Rusty!
- Rusty Griswold: No he wasn't, Mom. He...
- Clark Griswold: Rusty! Listen to your mother. I was speeding. I was driving like a maniac. We can all be grateful for this man for stopping us.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold