“- Joanna Eberhard: If you're in Manhattan, what do you do if you find out you're neighbour is sick?
- Roger Bannister: Call her...
- Bobbie Markowitz: To see if she is going to die...
- Roger Bannister: So we could rent the apartment.”
Nicole Kidman - Joanna Eberhart
Roger Bart - Roger Bannister
Bette Midler - Bobbie Markowitz

“- Josh Kovacs: The average apartment in the Tower costs 5.6 million dollars. We have the best views, the most advanced security systems, but you know what these people are really buying?
- Rick Malloy: White neighbors?”
Ben Stiller - Josh Kovacs

- Luke: Maybe Hugh Crain was a horrible monster that drove her to it.
- Eleanor "Nell" Vance: Monster? But he built this house with the woman he loved, like the Taj Mahal.
- Theo: The Taj Mahal wasn't a palace, it was a tomb. And equally overdone.

Owen Wilson - Luke Sanderson
Lili Taylor - Nell

“Moronica must expand! We shall lend our neighbors a helping hand, we shall lend them two helping hands... and help ourselves to our neighbors!”
Moe Howard - Moe Hailstone

“We can't win the old ball game unless we have teamwork. And that's where every John Doe comes in. It's up to him to get together with his teammate. And your teammate, my friends, is the guy next door to you.”

Gary Cooper - John Doe