“- Julius Levinson: You punched the President?
- David Levinson: He wasn't the President yet!”
Judd Hirsch - Julius Levinson
Jeff Goldblum - David Levinson

“- Andrew Nivens: I can't believe you shot me.
- Sam Nivens: Well, what would you have done?
- Andrew Nivens: Oh, I'd have shot you, of course.”
Donald Sutherland - Andrew Nivens
Eric Thal - Sam Nivens

“- Even Bigger Black Guy: I mean you beatin' 10 cops? You putting a man in the hospital? How come I don't see no bruises on you?
- Big Black Guy: Yeah!
- Billy Ray Valentine: 'Cause I'm a karate man! And a karate man bruises are on the inside! They don't show their weakness.”
James D. Turner - Even Bigger Black Guy
Ron Taylor - Big Black Guy
Eddie Murphy - Billy Ray Valentine

“- Danceny: Sir, it would be embarrassing for me to fight you in your condition.
- Valmont: So what do we do? Send for our harps?”
Henry Thomas - Danceny
Colin Firth - Valmont

“- Archie Gates: No unnecessary shots, Conrad, 'cause we know what they do.
- Conrad Vig: Make infected pockets full of bile, sir.
- Archie Gates: That's right, Conrad, that's what they do.”

George Clooney - Archie Gates
Spike Jonze - Conrad Vig