“- Howard T. Duck: Philsy, help! Philsy, help me!
- Phil Blumburtt: Never heard of a duck that couldn't swim.
- Howard T. Duck: Shut up and save me!”

Chip Zien - Howard T. Duck
Tim Robbins - Phil Blumburtt

“There is no such thing as tough. There is trained and untrained. Now which are you?”

Denzel Washington - John W. Creasy

“If you're gonna get wet, might as well go swimming.”
Alison Lohman - Angela

“- Baggett: What's that smell?
- Lt. Frank Drebin: That would be me. I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!”
Lloyd Bochner - Baggett
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Marina: The North Atlantic drift comes in here. That's warmish water from the Caribbean. That's why it's special here. There's stuff fetching up here all the way from the Bahamas.
- Oldsen: Oh, that's a long way.
- Marina: You swim?
- Oldsen: Not that far.”
Jenny Seagrove - Marina
Peter Capaldi - Oldsen