“- Becky Thatcher: It's beautiful.
- Tom Sawyer: It sure is. Why when I was engaged to Amy Lawrence she...
- Becky Thatcher: What? You mean I'm not the first?
- Tom Sawyer: No Becky, that was ages ago. Two months at least.
- Becky Thatcher: I hate you. I hate you and I hope you die.”

Rachael Leigh Cook - Becky Thatcher
Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Tom Sawyer

“I'm getting married, Walter, and I'm also getting as far away from the newspaper business as I can get.”

Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- Wolf J. Flywheel: There are many bonds that will hold us together through eternity.
- Martha Phelps: Really, Wolf? What are they?
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Your government bonds, your savings bonds, your liberty bonds.”

Groucho Marx - Wolf J. Flywheel
Margaret Dumont - Martha Phelps

“- Rose Smith: Nice girls don't let men kiss them until after they're engaged. Men don't want the bloom rubbed off.
- Esther Smith: Personally, I think I have too much bloom. Maybe that's the trouble with me.”

Lucille Bremer - Rose Smith
Judy Garland - Esther Smith

“- Ben Hood: What the hell happened?
- Janey Carver: A prior engagement overcame me.”
Kevin Kline - Ben Hood
Sigourney Weaver - Janey Carver