“- Zed: I might know everything. Ask me something!
- Oh: Where does the sun go at night?
- Zed: Pass. Next question.
- Oh: Where do babies come from?
- Zed: Pass. Next question.
- Oh: There's a snake on my foot.
- Zed: In the form of a question!
- Oh: There's a snake on my foot?
- Zed: Correct!”

Jack Black - Zed
Michael Cera - Oh

“- Molly Corn: Your Daddy's crazy, honey.
- Tommy Corn: Daddy's not crazy, baby. The world is crazy. It's important to ask these questions.
- Molly Corn: Shut up!
- Tommy Corn: Mommy doesn't ask because Mommy doesn't care. Don't stop asking questions, baby!”

Kamala Lopez - Molly Corn
Mark Wahlberg - Tommy Corn

“He ain't all there is he?”

Dermot Mulroney - Dirty Steve Stephens

“Any question you ever have, the answer you'll find in nature.”
Armin Mueller-Stahl - Doc

“- Mr. George Wilson: How come you ask so many questions?
- Dennis Mitchell: I've only been around for 5 years. There's a lot of stuff I don't know.”
Walter Matthau - Mr. George Wilson
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell